...Shameless trumpet blowing

This website was brought to you by the letter S and the number 666...

No, this website was brought to you by some sad individuals in Scotland who have nothing better to do than produce web pages from their warped imaginations.

This particular site was designed and built by 'The evil one eye-browed Ross' with the kind criticism of Mr 'Straight Back' Sturgeon. The original images on the site come from the pen of a man only ever known as 'Donaldson' whilst some of the ideas are straight from the heads of 'Wee John' and 'Mulgrew'. These people are all completely mad after cocooning themselves in the sixth year study room at Dalkeith High for the last year.

If you are bored enough to want to drop us a line with criticism, praise (yeah right) or even further evidence of Santa being Satan, you can contact either me or Donald below.

e-mail Ross e-mail Donald