Christmas comes along but once a year. Why is this? Well, even devils require a rest, and this is the one day that allows Satan to build up a loving, caring image so that he can dupe people the rest of the year.

When Santa's antics at Christmas are examined, it is clear that the links are there between him and Satan for all to see. Many people have been mystified as to why Santa enters houses via the chimney when he could easily use the door (with a special key). Well, the reason of course is that Satan likes flames and soot and everything else fiery which reminds him of his hellish home. It is a myth that Santa does not like the fire left on and he has been known to leave extra presents to children who try to be naughty and leave the fire on. To Satan, this proves they have that devilish spirit that he loves and that they are doing him a favour.

Every year, millions of Cristmas trees are callously cut down in the prime of their life and then stuck in homes where they are garishly decorated for two weeks before being thrown out when they have ultimately perished. This is just cruelty yet it was a custom started by Satan who enjoys a bit of torturous cruelty in the festive season. As a result of this, Phoebe from Friends better watch herself after rebelling against the Devil's wishes...

Christmas Presents - Boxes from Beelzebub?

What else happens at Christmas then? Well, in today's world the old adage that, "the giving is better than the receiving" is somewhat outdated. Most sane people with the exception of some nuns (are they sane?) look forward to Christmas so they can open all their great booty. Here in the Western world we have a bizarre habit of wrapping our presents in paper and then placing them under the Christmas tree. Why? Well, if you cast your mind back to the story of the Garden of Eden you will remember that Eve was tempted into eating an apple by good ol' Satan. This is exactly what happens at Christmas - people are tempted to feel and prematurely open their gifts, unable to resist the fact that they are sitting there staring at them. Of course, having opened them early, their Christmas is ruined and they are racked by guilt for the rest of the festive season. Oh how the Devil does chuckle.