First of all an apology from us here at SiS. If you are American, you will believe that we are hopelessly behind the times but we do have our reasons. It is only within the last month that the citizens of Great Britain have been treated to the veritable comic delights of 'South Park'. So, apologies for the general tardiness of this section.
Anyway, as avid viewers of 'South Park' will know, probably the most lovable of the pupils at 'South Park' is Kenny. Whilst he may look like a walking hairdryer and sound like he's being smothered by a pillow, he undoubtedly possesses that certain 'Je ne sais quoi' which has endeared him to a generation. Unfortunately for Kenny he finds himself killed in virtually every episode.
Kenny: Another victim of Satan Claus?
Already you are asking yourself, "But what has all this mindless eulogising of South Park got to do with Santa or Satan?" Well, wonder know more. We were shocked to discover that in a Christmas episode, Kenny's untimely demise is down to none other than Santa Claus! What sort of a person would rob the world of a man of Kenny's charisma and ultimate charm? Only a devilish one. The story goes that apparently Jesus was having a snow-ball fight with 'Santa' when Santa threw a "mis-directed' snow-ball (which was actually a "blue fireball" or a "fan", depends which website you visit). This 'projectile' went on to decapitate Kenny rendering him incapable of life.
We believe this is yet more damning evidence that proves Santa Claus is no happy, jovial, thoroughly nice person. He is the Devil.
To hear what Kenny's friends had to say, press play. Anybody who is offended by the word which means "person born of parents not married to each other" should not listen. Everybody else should.