It has long been accepted that Santa wears a red suit. However, has anyone ever stopped to wonder why? There have been reports that he has always worn a touch of rouge because Coca Cola portrayed him as such in an early advertising campaign. However, this merely goes to show how powerful Satan is - anyone who can control arguably one of the biggest companies in the world must be all powerful. The reason for the red is simple - it's his favourite 'fiery' colour. It's also the colour of blood...

The fact that Santa is never seen without a hood on is also suspicious. However, we can tell you why. Of course, everybody knows that Satan is cursed with two large horns on his head so the loose-fitting hooded suit is the only answer. It helps cover the horns but also gives the impression that this man lives in a cold climate despite the fact that his home is most definitely tropical in climate.

Red - his favourite colour

This leads us to another interesting question. Why does Satan pretend that Santa lives in Greenland? Well, by choosing possibly the coldest country in the world, he immediately limits visitors and because Greenlanders are so desperate to tempt people to their desolate wilderness of a country, they'll go along with any far-fetched myth that's available.